kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone


greatsenpai:

Friendly reminder that Kaneki is 18 years old, Tsukiyama is 20, Touka is 16 and Hinami & Ayato are only 14 


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user: Hello potion seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
tumblr: My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
user: Potion seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.
tumblr: You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
user: Potion seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.
tumblr: My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.
user: Potion seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.
tumblr: My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions, you better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.
user: Potion seller, I'm telling you right now, I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.
tumblr: You don't know what you asked, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man! You need a seller that sells weaker potions! Because my potions are too strong!
user: Potion seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions! I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!
tumblr: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY STRONGEST POTIONS AREN'T FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN.
user: Potion seller what do I have to tell you to get your potions?! Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller, I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!
tumblr: I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY STRONGEST POTIONS BECAUSE MY STRONGEST POTIONS ARE ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST BEINGS AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST.
user: Well then that's it, potion seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions.
tumblr: THAT'S WHAT YOU'D BETTER DO.
user: I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!
tumblr: GOOD. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. MY POTIONS ARE ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST AND YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT OF THE STRONGEST you're clearly the weakest.
user: You've had your say, potion seller, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights! No respect for anything! Except your potions!
tumblr: Why respect knights....when my potions can do anything that you can.
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